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hemosnixuality: heathers-rivera: I AM PEEING MYSELF

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:20:31 -0700

hemosnixuality:

heathers-rivera:

I AM PEEING MYSELF

kidkoni: “I’m a god damn baby.”

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:20:10 -0700

kidkoni:

“I’m a god damn baby.”

anacondom: this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:19:20 -0700

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

pizza: this girl in my class sat there staring at pictures of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:07:40 -0700

pizza:

this girl in my class sat there staring at pictures of cantaloupes the whole lesson

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:05:41 -0700

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:28 -0700

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:55:31 -0700

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:54:28 -0700

Thinking it over, I think I've only ever felt used twice and both times it was tumblr related.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:53:54 -0700

Interesting…

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:38:19 -0700

geeooohhhh: the-guardian-of-snow-days: jolly-coalition-of-danci...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:38:05 -0700

geeooohhhh:

the-guardian-of-snow-days:
jolly-coalition-of-dancing:
milesjai:
ruoloc:
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba  [There comes a lion]
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama         [Oh yes, it's a lion]

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama
I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS
it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just

yup

that’s a lion

this movie’s about a lion

just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here
I seriously started watching this movie cause of tumblr lol

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:37:30 -0700

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:34:35 -0700

br000t: se4h4ven: toxic-ponies: how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:26:34 -0700

br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active

I’m not even active

ifyoucarryonthisway: the worst thing about being shy and introverted as that you most of the time...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:26:13 -0700

ifyoucarryonthisway:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted as that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:56 -0700

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

foreveralone-lyguy: shakethatpinata: foreveralone-lyguy: holy...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:03 -0700

foreveralone-lyguy:

shakethatpinata:

foreveralone-lyguy:

holy fuck they’re all talented what am I doing with my life

is anyone else wondering how those biscuits turned out?

hot just like her

jennifer-perfection-lawrence: walkers-and-mutts: OMG, look at...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:40:00 -0700

jennifer-perfection-lawrence:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

…………………what the hell did i just see…..

This is almost a drag tutorial.

so-treu: this is the chillest soul i’ve seen in awhile.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:28:10 -0700

so-treu:

this is the chillest soul i’ve seen in awhile.

"Your essay would be improved if you didn't use the passive voice."

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:27:49 -0700

Story of my life.