My reaction when I discovered Tumblr.
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3am phonecall: "Are you asleep?"
dfelgsxo: “NO NIGGUH I’M FUCKING SKYDIVING”
ever the label whore, I promised myself my trench coat would be from Burberry. It’s a wardrobe staple, and in my opinion, wardrobe staples must be investment pieces. That and I love Burberry. betweenthesouls replied to your post: I envy you. betweenthesouls replied to your… We need to find you one!
I envy you. betweenthesouls replied to your post: True Life: I really want a Trench Coat I caved and bought an extremely light trench coat. It’s amazing and has lace on it.
When judging people, I always look at their teeth...
IDK why I always look at teeth. I think it comes from the fact that I always wanted braces, but our insurance didn’t cover it because they claimed it would be cosmetic. I just want to have straight teeth!!!
True Life: I really want a Trench Coat
but it would be of no use in the LA “weather.”
The Best of Hipster Edits
fistfullofassholes: grumpypabs: bcevery1hasone: omg…one of the funniest parts of Bridesmaids!!! hahahah I just finished watching this movie, FUCKING HILARIOUS. I wish they brought it to the movie theaters here. Yes.
I am going to penetrate and you will attempt to resist– Snape to Harry
bubberd asked: Luna, Voldemort, and Harry!
Put a Harry Potter character in my ask. →
droogies745: beillore: Harry Potter - Tell about a scar on your body. Ron Weasley - Something you’re afraid of. Hermione Granger - A subject you know a lot about. Draco Malfoy - Closest green item to you. Severus Snape - Your favorite Alcoholic beverage. Rubeus Hagrid - Your favorite animal. Luna Lovegood - Something about you other people find weird. Neville Longbottom - Your favorite...
Equinox's monthly dues are $143.
Do I lose weight the minute I step in there? I really need to know why it costs so much.
It’s real. It was actually a study. People researched this. abitnotgood replied to your post: Fun Fact of the Day: is that a real fact or did you make it up?
Fun Fact of the Day:
Woman’s gaydar is stronger when they are ovulating.
Never trust a woman with blue eyes.– The Italian guy on Rocco’s Dinner Party
The gif number of how old you are in your folder...
lifeswondermentandawe: pshsx1-jgaston: burritosinthetardis: holmesiandeduction: that-damned-elusive-pimpernel: seanfmcguire: LMAO! I am living for this coincidence.
tyleroakley: Me after watching this:
Reblog if you're unattractive, awkward and single.
tyleroakley: andreweatworld: adorable-absolutelyadorable: alexialovesyoux3: the notes xD Let’s be unattractive and awkward together. wooo im not the only one! lol. hai.
I really prefer working afternoon shifts.
Morning shift people are usually a little more tense because our manager is there, so everything is very professional. Afternoon people, more importantly, after my manager leaves, we all just chill and are more relaxed. I work July 4th. I get time and half! I also have next Saturday off, which is always fun.