February 2011
Jacob Carter is no southern belle. No sweet tea for him. none. at. all.
theresjaminthebath replied to your post: You sir, are no southern belle if you lie to me…
DON’T BELIEVE HIS LIES. JACOB HAS TRIED TO SEND LIKE 4 TO ME. luckily my video uploading is slow enough to where i can TOTES SEE WHAT IT IS BEFORE THE VIDEO STARTS.
You sir, are no southern belle if you lie to me about that video.
jccarter1 replied to your post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn59FJ4HrmU
It’s a disney movie?
jccarter1 asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn59FJ4HrmU
Dear Tumblr,
Tomorrow, I will be busy all day. You might not see too much of me, but I beseech you, not to worry. I will return Tuesday after school.
Try not to miss me. I know it will be very difficult, but like Celine said, your heart must go on.
Sincerely,
John
That moment when you text someone and they don't...
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"Smile" is my divorce song.
“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it’s at the end of your arm, as you...”
– -audrey hepburn (via trashiness)
First thing I thought about was masturbation.
I don't think I can handle two more hours of this....
Why are the oscars so long? Honestly, just give out the main awards, cut out all the banter and what nots.
IT'S CALLED A FUCKING RAZOR CHRISTIAN BALE! USE...
This has been a PSA from John.
Is there anything sexier than Kirk Douglas hitting...
To be an oddity.
josequeermo replied to your post: See, I don’t find him attractive, so I can judge…
how do you exist? why do you exist?!?!
See, I don’t find him attractive, so I can judge him properly. Haha.
josequeermo replied to your post: Not Feeling Franco as a host. Anne, on the other hand, is wonderful
leave him alone! he is high! and beautiful!
Not Feeling Franco as a host. Anne, on the other...
Dancing lesbians.
Want to read my thoughts on the Oscar's? Follow me...
/blackknight7289
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Lessons I Need to Learn
Don’t plan the wedding… don’t plan the wedding.
Confession of the Day
I am listening to Ke$ha’s album.
She was denied a Grammy; this is magic.
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit actually, but yes you got the drift. TV teaches us so many things.
michellercarey reblogged your post: I have a neat way for girls to get drunk! block
A.) You can’t get very drunk this way. B.) Toxic Shock Syndrome is deadly. C.) You stole this from CSI.
I just didn’t want to seem vulgar and say vagina. I want my blog to have a resemblance of class.
betweenthesouls replied to your post: I have a neat way for girls to get drunk!
That is horrible. What is wrong with people?
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I have a neat way for girls to get drunk!
Dunk your tampon in vodka, or your liquor of choice, and place it in your flower.
The alcohol is absorbed and your mouth doesnt smell like alcohol.
Sure you might go into Toxic Shock, but hey….
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That moment when you add people on facebook and...
Reading while waiting and hoping...
….makes for a horrible time reading.
And now, if you excuse me, I must go back to...
I need a life.
I am pro choice because of Toddlers and Tiaras.
Oh you are trendy enough! If not trendier than me!
josequeermo replied to your post: After taking a survey….
why are you so trendy john? you put me to shame…
