That awakward moment when you realize your...
Also, they have done more in their lives than you have… …and you were the golden child. if you excuse me, I am going to go down a bottle of pain killers….
Rick Bayless is one of my heroes.
At least he’s real…unlike Bette Porter…
The chocolate frosting I made for the cupcakes is...
I need a ciggy, it’s so good.
pshsx1-jgaston asked: I don't care where the picture was... it's 18 degrees and I'm unhappy. D:
pshsx1-jgaston: loveanddrevenge: swagstallion: SNOW ICE. and why the fuck not….. TORNADOES Meanwhile in California: Fuckin’ West Coast! :D One: That’s a picture of an island. Two: Don’t hate.
Dinner went well.
Except I burned my finger on the Paella pan. Shit happens.
Is there anything better than the smell of bacon...
The answer is no, there is not. Also, when did I decided I was Julia Child and attempt to cook a potato cake? I would really like to know when this decision was made.
I normally don’t cry while cutting onions, but by the third onion, I was crying. Thanks for the advice! :] jccarter1 replied to your post: Do you not cry when you cut them? What is your… Chew gum! Also, if you do them quick enough, that helps.
Do you not cry when you cut them? What is your secret oh great Jacob? jccarter1 replied to your post: There are bound to be a few tears when cutting up three onions. I am the master of cutting onions, fyi.
There are bound to be a few tears when cutting up...
Tonight's Birthday Dinner Menu
French Onion Soup Rosemary Chicken Lemon and Garlic Green beans Aligot Yellow Cake with Chocolate frosting Wish me luck guys!
I think I smell a good investment idea! Side Note: I can’t drink Cosmo’s. I had a bad experience with them to the point that every time I try to drink one, I gag…. aboycommemoi replied to your post: Need to go to New York for WD~50 and Sweet Revenge. But no cupcakes & cosmos? :( WHAT KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT IS THIS.
Need to go to New York for WD~50 and Sweet...
Sweet Revenge is a cupcake store…with a bar. Cupcakes are paired with either beer or wine. Obviously made for me, but inconveniently placed.
That moment when you're freaking out over a new...
That awkward moment when you see your eigth grade...
Itunes understands me.
It goes from playing I Wanna be Bad by Willa Ford to Hot Stuff by Donna Summers.
I need to go to New York just to eat at WD~50.
I love Ginger
but not (male) Gingers.
Haha. She knows. technocraticas replied to your post: Finally! “I have the menu set for my mother’s dinner tomorrow.” She knows you’re gay, right? Cus if not before… :-P
I have the menu set for my mother’s dinner tomorrow. I will be cookin’ a majority of the day tomorrow.
How Beer Saved the World
I am watching a documentary by that name. Apparently, the American national anthem is a reedited version of a popular drinking song. That song has obviously gone out of style. Yep.
Vince from Will and Grace was on Sex and the City
He slept with Samantha in the episode “Easy Come, Easy Go.” Apparently his junk was funky.
Oh, the weather is outside is weather..
Yesterday it was a pleasant 80 degrees when I was out and about. Today it’s a cold 58 degrees and raining on and off.
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
1-800-worship-whores: It’s how to talk shit in the modern age.
The most quintessential tumblr moment?
Having a picture of Madonna rimming a man on your dash.
Je suis a little bored.
Oh good. My itune’s library is balanced. aboycommemoi replied to your photo: I downloaded this tonight. Yep. To be fair, I… I think Zen meditation music is the exact opposite of Pitbull tracks. A well balanced sonic diet.
pshsx1-jgaston: lostthehat: beautifulwhatsyourhurry: lovelosttt: I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS juniorochoa: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. LOOK AT THE NOTES OMG I have made beautiful music with this. And I will continue to do so. Forever reblog. :D