January 2011
Jan 1st
Alrighty y'all. I gots to bounce!
I shall post a picture of my outfit later today.
Jan 1st
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I wish somebody would tell me that, "I'm the...
Jan 1st
From certain angles, yes. josequeermo replied to your post: Why is it that every time I was dishes, I always get soap spuds on my crotch? lol i bet it looks like cum.
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Why is it that every time I was dishes, I always...
Jan 1st
I love slow news days.
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“Then he kissed her. At his lips’ touch she blossomed for him like a flower and...”
– The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald (via stephakneee) I loved this book! If only I could find my copy.. (via urkinduhsexy)
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I am hella excited for tonight.
Note: it is officially midnight my time. Tonight refers to Dec. 31st’s night. How many people will get a drunk text from me?
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It is 46 degrees outside and 71 degrees in my...
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Okay guys, I'm educated, eloquent, and...
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I can't wait to get all dolled up tomorrow.
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A Year in Review
The gratuitous year in review blog. I am doing it today cause by tomorrow this time, I should be either getting my drink on or waiting in line to get my drink on. anywho, it’s been a good year. I don’t remember specifics about the year, but it’s been a good year.
Dec 31st
HELP
randiiminajgagarxia: i am 1 of those lil losers that only get 2 followers….HELP ME GET ATLEAST 25 OR SOMETHING……monster pride……..LIL MONSTERS <3
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“I like to do a bulk of my eating in secret.”
– Tina Fey
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PAULA DEEN, CAT CORA, AND TINA FEY!!
THERE IS A GOD AND HE LOVES ME!!!
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A le cuisine!
I love Iron Chef.
Dec 30th
Lucky Bitches
Me: I want boba Thai tea
Gina: I had some today
Me: I had some yesterday
Gina: We are lucky bitches
Me: We live the life
Gina: The good life
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I really wish I had a playstation or something. I...
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Coincidence
I just got an email invite to a new year’s eve party….. …in New Orleans. Whilst I would love to travel to post Hurricane Katrina New Orleans, I don’t think I would do it so soon to the date. I mean, hotel prices must be a bitch and all. Although, I would get a pass for free entry, which would save me $15 bucks, which translates to about a drink and a half at Here Lounge.
Dec 30th
As God as my witness
I WILL TRAVEL THIS NEW YEAR!! Hopefully to Oprah’s loving arms.
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It’s cooked in the microwave in a coffee mug. The look does bother me though, but hey, it’s convenient jccarter1 replied to your photo: GPOYW- Chocolate cake edition This is a mug cake…. It looks like a pile of mold?
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New fun drinking game
minimallyinvasive: watch the movie Thirteen Days and take a drink every time you can imagine that the world would have ended if Sarah Palin were in JFK’s shoes. or here’s a better one, take a shot for every sensual dance Andrew owes people.
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ANDREW! DANCES, PAY THEM UP. jccarter1 replied to your post: i never got my sexydance from andrew, just in case you were wondering. =( Andrew owes several individuals a sexydance!
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