August 2009
Off M.I.A Status
I’ve been listening to Alanis Morrissette in my off time. Then I decided to make some cabinets. Afterwards I met with my other strange sisters and told a young soldier that he was to be king. Then he decided to meet up with us again, so we gave him some puppets to give him a false sense of security. Now I am going to practice making croissants.
Message to Our Server Last Night...
… at Maccoroni(sp) Grill “75% of this table is gay, but 100% of us think you are really pretty…. So you agree then? You think you’re really pretty?” I hope she read it. I also hope she didnt look at my drawing of what I think a koslopus looks like.
I really wanna lose 3 pounds
(via mistafierce)
After Some Rock Band Hero
I’m ganna sound like a tranny. That’s what I get for monopolizing the vocals. I also rocked the american idol one. I only went Diamon and platinum towards the end when my voice was going away.
I'm voting for my very close friend Evan on SYTYCD...
mistafierce:
Reblog with who you’re voting for.
Evan. He’s adorable and I love what I have called his penguin dance.
My Inner Nerd
My inner nerd has been in hiding since school ended. Although honestly, Nerd John was kidnapped by Money-Hungry John sometime during Senior year, only after Money Hungry John declared war on Boy Crazy John(MHJ won), who had threatened Nerd John sometime freshman year. Today though, this inner nerd will come out, and kick my friends asses in video games. now, if you excuse me, I am going to the...
Nurse Jackie is the Shit
My mom just screamed, "Do you have maggie!?" I...
jtaylor:
10,000,000pts if you get this.
I love Devil Wears Prada!
Textbooks
I have decided that I shall not spend more than 50 dollars per textbook I have this semester. Only, if at last result, I cannot find a book for under fifty, I will buy it, I will not however, be bying a book for more than a 100. Then school can go suck a dick. So far I have paid less than five dollars for two books. I am honestly paying more for shipping than the books themselves, but you cant...
I'm sorry
if we have two different ideas on what comedy is. I dont particularly find your ignorant program that makes fun of drag queens and gay men funny. Just like I’m sure you wouldnt laugh at Kathy Griffin or Margaret Cho. Its not that I’m not interested in what you like, its just that your humour makes fun of me, your son. So get off your fucking high horse by telling me that I only want to...
I have pirate facebook! lol.
Donations
Who wants to donate to the “John Needs to go to Hawaii to Visit his Friend” fund? It’s for a great cause. Did I mention there is a kitty involved?
Daniel Bedingfield- Girlfriend I blame this song...
Gunamn kills 3 and wounds 12 in Tel Aviv Gay Youth Club. I found out via twitter, not through US airwaves…
Ebay
Watching intently the Ebay site to make sure I dont get outbid on my textbooks. There is no way I am passing up a dollar textbook. or a 5 dollar workbook. wish i knew this when i bought my 75 dollar lab book a year ago. Now I am the wiser.
Or maybe I could just whore myself out and buy new textbooks.
