Holy hell my roommate's snoring is out of control...
This fracking conjectural overview will be my...
IDK how to “enter the review of critical literature.” Actually, I’m sure I do, I just have no idea what you mean. I should email you…. Hmm… peanut butter sandwich.
claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
I'm Hungry: A Tale of Life
So apparently a body was found on campus?
Like… I heard a story that someone fell from one of the buildings on South Campus, so I assume it’s the same body. My friend just informed me that he committed suicide. Oh my. How. Sad.
OMFG this Sherlock shirt is incredible!!! →
hipsterinatardis: New graphic t-shirts released weekly. Awesome new designs submitted and rated by the Threadless community. I want it in my life.
nepetass: i hope i didnt you
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
thehunterandhisfallenangel: definitelyafangirl: patruelesfratresomnes: donnanoble-the-sasstronaut: mrloopysquirrel: wHy hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking. i need oxygEn
My Roommate: Can I borrow your Sherlock shirt?
Me: Sure, just don't stain it.
My Roommate: How about your Quidditch shirt?
Me: That's a hard no.
Is it sad that my roommate looked better in my...
He borrowed my Sherlock shirt for his frat thing. It makes me look doubty because it’s so big on me. Since he is buff, it looks good on him. 15 dollars of my life.
teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
Oh Happy Day....
I essentially have to read 150 pages by tomorrow. I’ve read 75. I could give two shits about the reading, except that we have a quiz and I need/ want to do well. And also LOL at the drama on the English Thesis Facebook group. Well, not drama, but…. dramaette. One of the creative thesis guys was poking fun at this other guy (who is in research thesis) for posting that he’s...
thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me: