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Off M.I.A Status

I’ve been listening to Alanis Morrissette in my off time. Then I decided to make some cabinets. Afterwards I met with my other strange sisters and told a young soldier that he was to be king. Then he decided to meet up with us again, so we gave him some puppets to give him a false sense of security.

Now I am going to practice making croissants.

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geeniebooxp:

xdazer:

whythefuckdoyouhaveakid:

becuz ice cream is a great teaching tool

via WAN

submitted by H

i’m pretty sure they don’t get that big in Asia….

bit of an over achiever though.. double fisting and all and why is the wrap on the other end?

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geeniebooxp:

John’s wives.

i arrived

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Message to Our Server Last Night...

… at Maccoroni(sp) Grill

“75% of this table is gay, but 100% of us think you are really pretty…. So you agree then? You think you’re really pretty?”

I hope she read it. I also hope she didnt look at my drawing of what I think a koslopus looks like.

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hammerito:

alelie:

thedailywhat:

Buy This: Automatic Pancake Machine from ChefStack.

Spits out a piping-hot 97%-fat-free “perfect panless pancake” every 30 seconds.

Dreams do come true.

[via.]

WANT.

THE FUTURE!

there is a God.

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I really wanna lose 3 pounds

(via mistafierce)

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After Some Rock Band Hero

I’m ganna sound like a tranny. That’s what I get for monopolizing the vocals.

I also rocked the american idol one. I only went Diamon and platinum towards the end when my voice was going away.

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I'm voting for my very close friend Evan on SYTYCD tonight.

mistafierce:

Reblog with who you’re voting for.

Evan. He’s adorable and I love what I have called his penguin dance.

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whatshisname:

ashleyrawr:

carissaintheglass:

fwurtola:

tic-tac-toe:

Damian: Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh… ”Caddy” Heron. Do we have a “Caddy” Heron here?
Cady: It’s Cady.
Damian: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you… And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

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My Inner Nerd

My inner nerd has been in hiding since school ended. Although honestly, Nerd John was kidnapped by Money-Hungry John sometime during Senior year, only after Money Hungry John declared war on Boy Crazy John(MHJ won), who had threatened Nerd John sometime freshman year.

Today though, this inner nerd will come out, and kick my friends asses in video games.

now, if you excuse me, I am going to the song, The Arcade by Hyper Crush. :]

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